Hulk Hogan: Watcha Gonna Do? Hulkamania’s Running Wild

Hulk Hogan is one of the best known pro-wrestlers in the country. And for good reason. He was great at his job. Very theatrical and dramatic. (We all know that the kind of wrestling Hogan does is all fake anyway).

When Hogan was in his prime, he was very fit and very muscular. As he should have been. You won’t be able to make it as a fake wrestler unless you have the body to prove it. Sadly, Hogan lost his physique, as well as his career as a fake pro-wrestler.

Oh well. All good things must come to an end right? If all good things have to come to an end, why is it that we must endure the torture of horrible things that happen to us? Like this picture of Hulk Hogan. I don’t know what went wrong with him, but he looks very…washed up.

You can tell that he used to be in shape because he does have some semblance of a muscular frame still intact, but since he’s gotten older, he’s lost some of his form. And he lost it in a strange way as well. Take a look at his stomach.

It isn’t exactly flabby or fat or anything, but there is some sort of flap of skin that’s hanging over the waistband of his swimming trunks. What is that? If you’re going to have a beer belly, you should make sure that you have a proper beer belly.

Hogan my friend, you also need to do something with that ferret you’ve got draped over your face.

It doesn’t look fashionable, it looks weird. I’m surprised animal rights activists haven’t berated you for it already. In my opinion, you should get rid of the enormous amount of hair on your face, and transplant it back onto your head. That way, you’ll have a full head of hair like you’re supposed to, and you won’t look as if you have a white squirrel playing dead on your face.

There are some celebrities that just do not need to be out in the water, and Hogan is one of them, if you even count him as a celebrity to begin with. It’s probably a good thing he’s plugging his ears. This way he can’t hear the terrified wails of children as he passes by.

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3 Responses to “Hulk Hogan: Watcha Gonna Do? Hulkamania’s Running Wild”

  1. Manu says:

    Chi e’ l’imbecille che ha scritto questa recensione sul mitico hulk?

  2. Teresa says:

    Ma come si permette certa gente, HOGAN E’ STATO E SARA’ SEMPRE UN UOMO STUPENDO. MA NON VI SEMBRA PIU’ CHE NORMALE: CHE ANCHE UN UOMO AD UNA CERTA ETA’ NON PUO’ ESSERE COME ERA A 20/30 ANNI .LA SIGNORA CHE HA SCRITTO L’ ARTICOLO FORSE NON E’ UNA SUA AMMIRATRICE ALTRIMENTI NON LO CRITICHEREBBE COSI’…. W HULK HOGAN. <3<3.<3. Votanti Forever<3.<3.<3.

  3. Giovana says:

    ma come ti permetti, non devi parlare cosi di Hulk, è MITICO