Giorgio Armani: Fashion Disaster

Giorgio Armani is one of the most known, and most renowned fashion designer throughout the world. So why is it that one of the most brilliant and talented of fashion designers on the planet think that it is appropriate to wear a Speedo on a public beach? I mean come on Armani!

First of all, you’re practically an ancient ruin, so I personally do not believe that you should even be walking on the beach in a bathing suit in the first place, let alone a Speedo. It always amazes me when fashion designers make fashion blunders.

The fashion world naturally expects you to look good all of the time. After all, if you are a successful designer, it is assumed that you know a little something-something about fashion, and about what does and does not look good.

And since Armani is one of the most respected and revered designers on the planet, it is naturally expected that he would make great fashion decisions all of the time. But then again, even the best of us succumb to a bad day every now and again. And it looks like the great Giorgio Armani is no exception.

When you are as old as Giorgio is, you have no logical reason to be walking around, showing skin, on the beach. Mr. Armani , there are families who spend time on the beach, and I am sure that even though you may be world famous, they would still appreciate it if you were to cover up. You know, so as you do not permanently traumatize their young children.

There are some things that we just don’t do Mr. Armani, and this is one of the them! Don’t get me wrong, I think you’re a brilliant man and all, but I really have lost some respect for you when I saw this fashion atrocity. Yes, I understand that wearing Speedos is hugely popular on many beaches over in Europe, but I am under the impression that only extremely hot and muscular guys are allowed to wear Speedos.

And even that is pushing it. How about I put it this way. The only people who are allowed to wear Speedos henceforth without social repercussions, are male swimmers. Like Michael Phelps.

If you aren’t a swimmer, and by swimmer I mean a trained, professional athlete, you should not be allowed to walk out in public wearing only a Speedo. Maybe we do need some semblance of a fashion police squad. They can prevent crimes such as the wearing of Speedos from occurring.

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3 Responses to “Giorgio Armani: Fashion Disaster”

  1. Anders says:

    Omg…please someone must tell him he is 120 years old! Swim in one of your hunderds private swimming-pool there are childer at the seaside!!!

  2. Thai Swimsuits says:

    just because you are a famous fashion designer it doesn’t mean you are allowed to traumatize innocent kids!that thing is just INDECENT…in spite of that, I love Armani and always will

  3. Mike says:

    All of u have nothing better to do with your pathetic lives than to judge other people to make u feel better about yourselves. Mind your fucking business Jesus if the man wants to wear a speedo, then hel wear one. U people need to shut up and stop bitching.