Clint Eastwood: You Feeling Lucky? Because We Aren’t

When Clint Eastwood first made his appearance in his breakout role on the hit show Rawhide, he had women everywhere swooning over his looks, and especially that super hot southern lilt he seemed to incorporate into all of his roles.

I must admit, he was rather attractive when he was younger. But he did not age well. Unfortunately, as he grew older, Clint really started to let himself go.

And he really doesn’t have any excuse for him to look like this. I have seen men a lot older, in a lot more shape. I think that he was just being lazy. Call me superficial, but I am under the belief that if you don’t have a fit body, then you have no business flaunting it in public.

And Clint, you fall under this category. Not only are you all fat and flab, but you also seem to be sporting a new chrome dome. Maybe you should have worn a hat with this outfit…then again, that might have just made things worse.

Not only is Clint’s body flabby and sad, but it’s also disproportioned and sad. He has skinny, chicken-esque arms and legs, but a beer belly slammed right in the middle. It doesn’t look right at all.

It also makes him appear to be hunched and slouched over, which I do not think is the case. But then again, I know next to nothing. Don’t older people tend to get to osteoporosis and shrink as they age? Or is that just for women?

Obviously men can get it too, because Clint here appears to be getting shorter and squatter the longer I look at this picture.

The only good thing about this picture is the scenery in the background. And I wish that I didn’t have to say that, because I really do like Clint Eastwood. I think he’s a brilliant actor and director. Unfortunately, he has lost his sex appeal.

It’s also hard to maintain that sex symbol status once you hit the age of sixty. Clint, even though you are an amazing actor and director, I think that you should do us all a huge favor, and just put some clothes on. You’re getting up there in years, so I honestly don’t think that you should be baring it all where there are people around to see it.

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12 Responses to “Clint Eastwood: You Feeling Lucky? Because We Aren’t”

  1. Well at least he didn’t try to wear a Speedo. Still a great actor!

  2. Not a judgmental arrogant blogger says:

    Clint Eastwood is 81 years old. What is WRONG with you?!

  3. bikini world says:

    LOL!Put some clothes on mate!

  4. Really? says:

    Clint Eastwood did age pretty well. But now he’s older than dirt. You’ll be flabby and have horrible posture when you’re 80+ years old too. But you won’t be a complete bad ass.

  5. Mad says:

    Hey. He’s 80+
    Do you really think he cares about how he looks? he had an extremely active sexual life, maybe he doesn’t care about that anymore. He’s a great director, that’s all that matters now. He’s kind of a legend (A really old one)

  6. alex h says:

    he’s friggin 81. who cares about his unfit body?

  7. The Ugly says:

    Rubbish!!!
    Clint Eastwwod should be upheld as an example of male sex appeal and here’s why…
    For one thing, as some have already pointed out, he’s over 80, so he’s not going to look the way he did at 30, or even 50 for that matter. And that’s my point…
    This blog was obviously written by someone who uses todays world as an example and comparison of male sex appeal 40 or 50 years ago. Of course they can try doing that but it doesn’t work.
    It’s important to remember that movie actors, like other entertainers reflect the demand of the viewing audience and social expectations of thier day.
    With that in mind, consider the fact that unlike todays world of overly feminised shaven and waxed male actors who have no alternative but to spend 6 hours in the gym every other day and then fry thier skin in a tanning bed to gain popularity, such tinkerbells were largely unpopular during the 50s, 60s, and early 70s, and really didn’t make thier introduction until the post feminist early 80s on any large scale, because there was never much demand for them outside the closed world of gay entertainment.
    That’s right, there was once a time when it was largely considered feminin for males to give a damn about such things as thier looks aside from basic hygiene, because to go through all that work for an end result that is simply nothing more than a look was considered the submissive realm of females, and to many it still is.
    Notice that during that time period, male actors had natural bad ass qualities, not artificial ones that came from pumping iron or plastic surgery. Constantly worrying about ones appearance was considered a waste of time when there were much more important things to be done. Hard knuckles, real nerves of steel, and a sarcastic wit absent from todays expectations were the norm.
    These guys didn’t feel the need to worry about prettying themselves up, because niether did the majority of the male population in thier audience, and so the majority of the female audience had no expectations for it either. Thier men proved themselves through deeds, not looks.
    And so, Clint Eastwood and others like him just let thier bodies be what they were and do what ever they were going to do. Clint is just doing what he always did… being himself.
    I for one am more than glad to see this. In a world of panzie mirror freaks, Clint Eastwood will not give in. It’s as if he’s saying…
    Come on punk, you don’t like it? Make my day.
    How refreshing to see an individual that still exemplifies humanities reflection of the natural balance still seen throughout the majority of some of the most sucessful and enduring communities of the animal kingdom, but seemingly lost among humanity, amidst a modern khaotic world of delusional selfishness and counterproductive forced false pride.

  8. rodolfo says:

    dumb ass. are you for real. He’s a freakin legend. You look with your eyes but your blind

  9. Shut up says:

    ARE YOU F CKING KIDDING ME? “HE DID NOT AGE WELL…” SCREW YOU. HE LOOKS AMAZING! I HOPE ONE DAY YOU LIVE TO BE 80 AND LOOKS AS GREAT AS THE MAAAAAN !

    as clint would say:

    “shut your fckin face”
    “quit your bitchin”
    anannnndd most appropraite “opinions are like assholes, everybodys got one”

  10. Shut up says:

    Clint doesn’t even look bad. He looks great, actually. And Clint Eastwood was the hottest man EVER, okay?

  11. KCavin says:

    This pic was taken outside his home on Maui. I know where it is; I have been there. It is on a wonderful beach. The pics were taken on his own property! How do YOU look when you go out to get the paper in the morning? How would YOU like someone to sneak up the beach (which is all public property and so cannot be fenced off) and take pics of you in your shorts without notice or warning? What superficial nitwit looks at an 82 year old man and judges his body compared to his 30 year old self?
    He’s not a sex symbol any more! Who is at 82? We will all be lucky to live to his age, have a house of our own, secure income and still be able to act in his own movies, and direct them too! OMG what kind of a moron makes that criticism?

  12. Ducky108 says:

    YES Assholes are like opinions. Best line this guy ever did. Besides how could that guy sat our boy Clint didnt age well. hes freakin 80+ ive seen people 80 and younger that lost the ability to see/eat/drive/walk or take care of themselves at all. this author and site should be banned for the mockery it had made of the post and its website, fuck it, they said he didnt age well-Its a Mockery of the Internet and Society!

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