Clint Eastwood: You Feeling Lucky? Because We Aren’t

When Clint Eastwood first made his appearance in his breakout role on the hit show Rawhide, he had women everywhere swooning over his looks, and especially that super hot southern lilt he seemed to incorporate into all of his roles.

I must admit, he was rather attractive when he was younger. But he did not age well. Unfortunately, as he grew older, Clint really started to let himself go.

And he really doesn’t have any excuse for him to look like this. I have seen men a lot older, in a lot more shape. I think that he was just being lazy. Call me superficial, but I am under the… [READ MORE]

Melanie Brown Shows Off Baby Bump

Have you guys ever heard of Mel B? In the late 90’s she was considered to be one of the greatest pop stars ever in the UK.

She and Victoria Beckham were part of a girl band called the “Spice Girls”   and she was known as Scary Spice, mainly due to her strong personality, crazy hair and Leeds accent.

In 2003, Melanie moved to L.A. with her young daughter and started dating Eddie Murphy (a comic actor), from whom she had a baby, even though it took Eddie some time and a paternity test to recognize Angel and his own daughter.

Moving on, Melanie is now married to Stephen Belafonte,… [READ MORE]

Tara Reid: The Bride of Frankenstein

Alrighty. So where do I start with this one? The huge fake boobs, or the horribly botched tummy tuck? Tara, Tara, Tara. What the heck were you thinking? When you starred in American Pie, you were absolutely gorgeous.

Sure, your boobs were on the smaller side but hey, at least you didn’t have to deal with the bouncing twins of terror. Those things could poke your eye out if they swung up too far.

It really is sad how a lot of women feel pressured to change themselves just because they believe that that is what men want and look for, and that is all society cares about. The truth… [READ MORE]

Run Anna Lynn Run!

There are so many things wrong with this picture, I don’t even know where to begin. Don’t get me wrong, Anna Lynne McCord has a kicking body.

We all know that. But this picture was taken at just the right moment, so it makes it look as if she could have been a stunt double in Forest Gump.

This picture would have been slightly bearable if she didn’t have that cell phone in her hand. Was she running from a pack of tech nerds who wanted to steal her phone for spare parts? Screaming fans? Those cannibals from Pirates of the Caribbean? I’m not quite sure what she… [READ MORE]

Richard Gere: Celebrity Hobo

With the ratty old shirt, the watch, the girly bracelet, and the old tennis shoes in hand, Gere looks like a hobo. Plain and simple. He just looks all kinds of messed up in this picture. Why don’t we just start with the shirt? What I want to know is why only the bottom half is wet, while the rest of him is completely dry.

Did he have an accident and wet himself? Maybe it’s time he should start wearing Depends. If he’s having trouble controlling his bladder, then he might very well have to. Gere really does look like a hobo doesn’t he?

He has the white hair, the [READ MORE]

Kellan Lutz: Please Bite Me

This Twilight star hottie sure has my blood boiling. This man could not look anymore perfect than he already does.

With those chiseled abs, those amazing pecs, and of course that sexy smirk he’s sporting, he’s going to have every single woman swooning over him and begging him to bite them.

His entire ensemble is perfect. Those swim shorts hug his hips and…erm…”all that comes in between” quite nicely if I do say so myself. However, I am not a huge fan of the stripes. Yeah, they look good, but I’m not exactly sure that the stripes are his style.

I would much rather see him in a solid… [READ MORE]